giraffesonparade:

My doctor after hearing me describe my symptoms

incorrect-jayvik-quotes:

Jayce: When I was a kid, Caitlyn told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Viktor: They are.

Jayce: FOR REAL?!?

Viktor: Why would you believe in this again?

caroldanversenthusiast:

the great british bake off always comes through with the relatable content

brunhiddensmusings:

phoenix-of-the-night:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

ruinsoftheempire:

https://t.umblr.com/redirect?z=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.metmuseum.org%2Fart%2Fcollection%2Fsearch%2F544518&t=MDQ0OTcwZTdiN2JmMWIzN2M1NDgwMGI4ZDUyZTg4OTM1M2Q5NDE4NyxmYTczNzk0Y2M1YTdiZTkwZGRhNWQzZWViNjMyNTU5OWM4OWRjOTlm&ts=1610908801

t.umblr.com

This is so cool

Everything changes while everything stays exactly the same

me at a museum- (gazing at a random item of mundane life) what was the name of the person who made you? what songs did they sing? what jokes did they tell? what was their favorite food? did they ever marry their sweetheart? who remembered them when they died?

do-what-i-yoinky:

darkmagiciangirl:

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

Being on tumblr for years like:

drtanner:

danidery:

dannnart:

This is truly the height of my animation career

Thank you all for your feedback

Worst thing I’ve seen in a month, 11/10 good job OP.

thotgamer-deactivated20211030:

kataramov:

play-dolls:

feelingshider:

solangesgrammy:

maurypovichofficial:

2srooky:

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me

At least we still have Bi Barbie

Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!

pavelow:

hammertimeinthegrill420:

chiefyarts:

drifterssidechick:

Light a candle directly in front of your automatic Glade spray air freshener that way every 9 minutes a fireball shoots across your living room table, intimidating your house guests, asserting your dominance in your domain